Ability Toucan Kdgales
Occassionally I post my own work.
I am open to making tumblr friends, but rarely take that first step myself.
Hurt myself laughing
oh my god
My therapist showed me this video
holy shit.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
The funniest video I’ve ever seen in my life
I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard holy shit
My cat would sign this.
LIKE SISYPHUS I AM BOUND TO HELL
consultivedetectiveintraining:
having crumbs in your bra is one of the worst feelings in the world
have you ever stepped in a puddle with your socks on?
Have you ever had the dark lord scar you and kill your parents when you were a baby
Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
have you ever just wanted an oscar so bad
too far.
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Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12
#THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN SOMEONE IS LITERALLY TOO CHILL TO PUNK #’RELAX’ DEAR GOD
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Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
You’re so deep, I can’t even see you right now.
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It’s like flipping through Instagrams watching your girlfriend just blow everyone.
Dan Harmon Talks at Length About Season 4 of ‘Community’ | Pajiba
And that’s just the tip of the iceberg of his comments.
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highlyfunctioning-ginger-avenger:
i knew you were trouble when you walked in
now im lion on the cold hard ground
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
RUNNING ROUND LEAVING SCARS
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